Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Owners Manual

Sunrise, sunset, quickly flow the years. One season following another...so you'd think there wouldn't be any "how could you not know that by now" moments and yet, there they are! So here it is Part I of the multifaceted things that are me and how it all works!

The Motherboard:

1.Sometimes I just need you to listen. You can tell because I am ranting and not letting you get a word in edgewise

2.If I am sad- I always need a hug

3.If I cry at a movie-hold my hand and a tissue might be nice. No one, not even Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox or fill in the blank_____ looks good snotfaced.

4.When I cry see #3 re tissues

5.Never side with whoever pissed me off until I have calmed down.

6 I am allowed to lose it now and again. So are you. Hopefully we can take turns!

7. Talk to me. I wanna know when something bothers you. I can handle the truth!

8.Cuddling is always right.

9.Making me laugh is always always a good thing to do when I am sad or upset.

Warning: Don't blame anything on hormones. Only Me, the one who lives in this body gets to be the judge of that! The surgeon general has declared it may be hazardous to your health!

Thinking about how I work emotionally is making my head hurt. If you can't figure a situation out just do what our dog does and no I don't mean lick my face! I'm talking unconditional love!

Part II: The Hard Drive coming to this page soon!

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