What would you do? Forget the usual charitable works and helping your family. I mean I think you should do both but lets think outside of the box. What are the crazy things you might do?
I had a friend who always said if she won the lotto instead of calling in sick she would call in rich! I of course had a more devilish plan. I would tell no one at first and wait for the inevitable moment my supervisor acted like an ass and then I would smile and tell her to fuck off! It isn't a wonder why the forces in the universe never gave me a winning ticket!
In my defense I would also do good in a fun way. Have you ever been at the mall and seen a teenage girl longing for an outfit that she can't afford? I would pay for it anonymously. In fact I could randomly pay for the next 20 customers. How's that for having a nice day! I could go to the electric company and pay the bills for families I will never meet who are in need. When you have a gaziliion dollars you can pretty much just look around you to find people in need. I get the personal fun of doing it and they get the reward. If I was in New York I'd pay for everyone's subway ticket during the morning rush hour. Hey I've got a gazillion dollars! The best part is that people wouldn't know where or when I would strike! They couldn't because they would never know it was me!
There are some less altruistic things I would do. You can bet that I will be having a dinner with the members of every Chicago Bulls championship team. Michael on my right and Scottie sitting to my left! I also want to be a judge on American Idol. I hope the new judges work out but in my season I would bring back all the old ones!
I can't leave my husband out of this so he would get to dine with any one of his favorite authors such as Chuck Pahlaniuk or some variation on the spelling of his unusual name. The latest Macbook goes without saying, yes?
So that's how I'm starting off this new blogging year, with a gazillion dollars and a wild imagination!
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